Ave Maria, crappy pizzeria.
Ever wanted to live in a theocracy without leaving American soil? Well now you can!! Ave Maria is a new Catholic town built with money from the owner of Domino’s Pizza.
Abortion, the pill, condoms, and adult entertainment of any sort are all going to be banned in this town. To me this looks like any other suburban mall, the only difference is the giant mega church in the center, and the unsightly parking lots that take up about 70% of the land. This hideous monstrosity is undoubtedly what many Americans that can’t find community in their theocracy-free suburbs are looking for.
No matter how much these suburbanites may wish it, Tuscan done in stucko always just looks cheap.
Filed by CitizenRob at July 26th, 2007 under Theocracy
Finally, THE VILLAGE is a reality. What could be better than watching that snore of a film? Living it every day! Ugh…they’re gonna breed like rabbits.
Well, at least the seas will swallow it up once the ice caps melt. Then the score will be God: one, Puritans: zero.
Comment by Hawk — July 26, 2007 @ 4:17 pm